My colleague is a 64 year old guy who is very verbal when working. He often shouts out slander towards his computer and also an ex-employee. Even though these outbursts are incredibly unprofessional I find them absolutely hilarious and have started to make a collection of quotes from his verbal outbursts.
If someone finds out about this - could I be in potential hot water? I don't plan on sharing them with anyone.
Here are some quotes:
"I'm going f---ing bananas!"
"What has the f---ing russian done?" (referring to the ex-employee)
I keep a record of the quotes in my personal notebook, no names are written down, no time is recorded. Every time he has an outburst I just write down the words that he says.